I’m not trying to pat myself on the back, but I’m probably one of the most qualified candidates to give an objective review of Terminator Genisys. Growing up, the Terminator films were not a staple of my childhood, as they seem to be for the majority of my peers. About a year ago, I finally managed to watch… Continue reading Terminator Genisys (2015)
Comedies and sequels have always gone together like peanut butter and chocolate… if someone dropped the peanut butter on the ground and scooped it up with an old shoe. Caddyshack, Airplane, and even Ghostbusters lost a bit of luster the second time around. But recently 22 Jump Street has inspired some hope within my soul that a comedy sequel can match,… Continue reading Ted 2 (2015)
I set out to write a review for Entourage and this is what came out.These reviews are written for free. Taylor and I aren’t getting paid, we’re doing this purely for the love of cinema, and our few and fiercely loyal fans (we love you all). So with the Entourage movie coming out, one of us had to commit… Continue reading Entourage (2015)
There’s a new rule for the summer film season: Melissa McCarthy must fall down. Last year we got Tammy, in which Melissa McCarthy fell down a lot. The year previous, we got The Heat, in which Melissa McCarthy fell down a lot but this time she was a cop. So seeing the trailers for Spy in which Melissa McCarthy… Continue reading Spy (2015)
Jurassic World’s early box office numbers seem to suggest it’s going to be a big hit for Universal (one of many for the year). Big hits mean bigger sequels, but I honestly don’t know what they would be able to do. I just can’t believe that in the universe of Jurassic Park there’s still one guy who… Continue reading Jurassic World (2015)
My father told me about something he and his friends used to drink called “trash can punch”. Essentially, everybody who shows up to a party dumps whatever alcohol they brought into a trash can, and then everybody drinks whatever witches’ brew comes out of the can. Allegedly, it doesn’t taste that bad and, like most… Continue reading Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015)
If you’ve lived under a rock for the past twenty years, first things first: congratulations! How did you manage that? Now that we have that out of the way, I need to tell you about Pixar. Pixar is an animation company that combines the wonderful happiness of 80s-90s Disney (The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, etc.) with… Continue reading Inside Out (2015)
In my review for Tomorrowland, I briefly mentioned my issue with modern movie trailers and how they give away too much of the movie. So when the trailer dropped for Aloha, I was excited to see not very much plot detail. It just looked like a well-written dramedy from Cameron Crowe, and I trust Cameron Crowe to make well-written… Continue reading Aloha (2015)
Why do movies think ghosts aren't scary? Every haunted house movie of late seems to be obsessed with specifying that their "ghosts" aren't ghosts; they're demons, evil nameless entities, or in the case of Poltergeist, they're Poltergeists. But I just want Hollywood to know, unlike Ray Parker Jr., I am afraid of some ghosts. If you've… Continue reading Poltergeist (2015)
It seems the recent philosophy when it comes to cutting a trailer for a movie is to show the audience everything, and hope they forget about it when they see the movie. So with after seeing the teaser trailer for Tomorrowland a few months ago, I gave myself a little challenge. I abstained from any future trailers,… Continue reading Tomorrowland (2015)
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